“I bet they take the same mg”

When a couple that is hooking up is about the same size

Did you see that Emily and Drake are hooking up?

Yeah, they’re cute but “I bet they take the same mg”… if you know what I mean

Oh yeah, Drake is so scrawny and some would say Emily is big boned.

by Hateroops October 27, 2022

in the same book

not close enough to be on the same page, or in the same chapter. in the same book

are we on the same page?

no, but we’re in the same book

by Itlaliangreyhoundlover June 3, 2022

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.

Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

fishing in the same hole

Two penises in the same hole.

Bro. We were totally fishing in the same hole last night!

by Kamillia May 28, 2022

Not landing on the same rock

When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.

Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"

by cavey123 March 17, 2022

sameed

absolute obese person, thinks hes funny, has middle school sense of humor, and he's fat, dont forget sameed is absolutely obese, he is also super weird he preys on little kids

Wow that nerds name has to be Sameed

by bigbootyninja November 5, 2022

Halloween Same

a) When your parent forces you to wear the same Halloween costume year after year because they’re really cheap.
b) When you wear the same costume year after year because you’re so cheap you don’t want to buy another one.

Person A: What costume are you wearing for Halloween?
Person B: Halloween Same
Person A: That’s lame

by English Wizzer October 24, 2019