Sage Chaplin

A title given to a senior sage. There are 7 sages of Too Straightness but only 2 hold this tile. A sage must live and abide by the Contract of Too Straightness

The wisdom Sage Chaplin spoke was enlightening

by Sage Chaplin November 12, 2023

sage quit

someone who quits a game usually on xboxlive and has anal leakage while not playing the game when in game so no one can replace him from the roster

shrub finds u on xbox live sage quites on halo reach and jerks off at the garbage man who is picking up the trash bag full of his jizz soaked tissues

by emac speedy June 5, 2011

Jump Sage Day

On September 22, we all jump Sage

Jump Sage day- Beat her ass

by Kenasha December 24, 2021

Sage

Sage - a little atramentous man who cast fish as his younger cousin on discord for 6 years of his life can we say desperate?

Sage didn’t you catfish as someone?

by Miss fenty ma February 11, 2023

Sage-roll

When you put a bundle of sage in your partners anal cavity and attempt to cleanse your partners chakra and soul.

I'm gonna Sage-roll you so hard, your gonna have a hard time seeing through your third eye -Chad

by Demon duuuuddddeeee April 23, 2020

Sage time

After relapse, when one can think/make decisions without any influence from their genital area. Related to Post-nut clarity.

Guy 1: Fuck! I spent too much money on my date with this girl, I was so down bad!
Guy 2: Wouldn't have happened if you were on sage time

by cobaltlegend5 December 25, 2022

Sage Queen Alice

Whereas most classical savants are found to be male, Sage Queen Alice is a female goddess. This sacred ancient Chinese Cleopatra is the overlord of all living creatures, nay: Her Majesty omnisciently commands all being, including the deficient borders of this humble macrocosm.

No approach could potentially illustrate Thine divine eminent omnipotence, Sage Queen Alice.

by Despapito November 21, 2021