Ryan

a really sensitive, red head boy that can be a good and funny friend

Ryan is funny

by Chocolate_chip\M&M April 1, 2019

Ryan

The kid that everyone calls gay for no reason. Ryan isn't gay. Or maybe he is and is now pressured to tell people because they call him gay as an insult. He had like 8 girlfriends in middle school alone, and his close friends remind him every day. His friends who are gay defend him, but other people still insult him. His friends in school who made fake youtube channels made a show about him, but he never watched it because the school year ended.

Person one: Look at Ryan, he's so gay.
Person two: Stop saying that about him, what if he isn't?

by youvealreadywrittendefinitions June 9, 2021

Ryan

Coomer, Sex fiend, typically very short and obsessed with sex and masturbation, despite their height they are somehow still able to get a girlfriend/sexmate. Will engage in homosexual activity despite being straight.

I was talking to Ryan earlier and as usual he was talking about how much he masturbated last night

by coomedinurmom February 9, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is kind of a nerd but it’s subtle (ish). He’s always making sure everyone is okay and won’t stop until he finds a way to help. If you need something he’ll get it for you and has no problem giving up his coat for you. He’s well known and everybody’s favorite. He’s easy to get along with and hard to hate. He makes any task fun and will have you almost tearing up from laughter. One of his worse traits is his poor taste in food. If you need something to get done, ask Ryan cause he’s got you covered. It’s very rare you’ll find Ryan mean even on his bad days. He’s naturally kind hearted and rarely ever serious. Ryan’s are pretty much the best.

Person1 :”Do you know Ryan?”
Person2:”Duhhh hes the best!”

by MigraineGiver March 21, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is literally such a badass name for a strong woman, but if you find one, keep her close. Ryan is loyal, protective, extremely sarcastic and will always make you laugh in one way or another, and will always have cuddles readily available. You will never be able to get rid of her for good, no matter how hard you try, she is always there.

Ryan is literally such a mom, I can't even.

by MarynTheMarvelLegend November 22, 2021

Ryan

Be like ryan 🤷🏼 ♀️!! Gay and funny, a bit bald but hey we love him just the way he is <3

Loves kpop, drawing n shit 🤨
Be like a ryan and dance to twice and other group

“omg WHOS that gay kid that loves kpop?”
“Oh that’s ryan!”

by JIHYO August 7, 2022

Be there in a Ryan

A phrase that is used when you want to give someone the impression they will be arriving shortly, but actually shows up an hour later.

Man 1: hey man, you coming?
Man 2: yep! Be there in a Ryan.

Man 1 dies of old age, waiting.

by Eric buttmunch January 15, 2014