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Rusty Crockpot

The act of defecating in a crockpot that has leftover food in it. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a dirty crockpot in the office break room for several days.
I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his lunch from that rusty crockpot I left for him in the break room.
by meatlover222 June 18, 2009
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rusty slide-whistle

Basically the gender reverse of the rusty trombone. That said, details matter. As the gentleman lovingly rims the fair maiden, he rubs his index finger along the moistened edges of her (insert preferred term) for her comfort. Next, slowly insert said finger in the aforementioned, while lovingly whistling the tune of her choice, hence creating a chorus of musical pleasure.
Ah girl, my man played me "patience" on the rusty slide-whistle last night, Guns-n-Roses never sounded of felt so good.
by lavoinha August 26, 2006
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Rusty Load

The orange looking cum that is filled with broken sperm and debries. This occurs when a man has not had an ejaculation for a long period of time. When he does finally cum, the load is rusty - rusty load.
A guy cums for the first time after several months, he releases a rusty load.
by Uliqua my Dika December 4, 2006
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Rusty Trombone

when a male or woman (preferably woman) is licking a mans ass and then reaches around and gives him a hand job
last night millie gave me a rusty trombone
by bigrich September 20, 2003
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Rusty Trombone

This stunt can be done by either two guys or a male and female. this is how it works. lets take the two guys for example, one will get on his knee's and will be facing the guys ass while he stands ( note: must be naked for stunt to work ) . the one on his knees begins to give the one in front a reach around.( just like using a trombone ) but trombone's are used by not only your hands but your mouth. so this is where the "rusty" part takes affect. the one on his kness will begin licking/eating out the ass infront of him. there you have it folks, the rusty trombone!
- The Rusty Trombone sceene was cut from the movie brokeback mountain because its a high paying manuver.

- " sick dude! i just heard that guy over there talking about giving his boyfriend a rusty trombone ! "

- * Don't do this unless your paid LOTS of money ( more that what Bill Gates has) or your so drunk and the world is going to end the next day and you have nothing else to do *
by Kevin L. June 14, 2006
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Rusty Trombone

sexual action in which a mans asshole is rimmed while he is receiving a reach around..
That bitch was nasty, she gave me a rusty trombone right after i gave her a dirty sanchez...
by beneal78 May 14, 2006
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Rusty Papa John

A sexual move in which a male partner leaves a freshly made Papa Johns Pizza out to rot for 2 to 3 months, and then shoves it up his female partner's vagina.
Leo: Taylor smells like rotten cheese and tomatoes today.

Don: Yea. Kyle gave her a Rusty Papa John last night
by Netlion15 December 19, 2010
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