Ramen Job

A highly regarded sexual movement sweeping the nation. A Ramen job, or "rj" as it has been collectively known as is when you prepare noodles of the Ramen kind, then proceeding to spread the cooked noodles all over a man's genital area. Then, the person giving the "rj" procedes to eat the ramen. Mmmm!

Jon: Hey, did you end up hooking up with that girl last night?

Trevor: Yeah man she gave me the best Ramen Job ever! Shrimp Ramen!

by Craig Allaby!<3 October 14, 2008

ramen

Ramen is a Japanese knock-off of Chinese food consumed by wapanese and poor college kids. Tastes like sodium chloride and chicken.

Wapanese - "Oh my god liek, I can't wait til the new Naruto episode comes out so I can download it and eat ramenomg kawaiiii =^__^="

College Kid - "Well, after the thirtieth cock at the Olive Garden, I probably have enough for 5 days of ramen.."

by The pornstar formerly known as Jesus May 5, 2005

top ramen

Head from a chick with curly hair, like ramen noodles.

Top ramen is good, I don't know what yall talkin about.

by JayJaySmoothe December 28, 2005

Rameemo

When a person randomly walks up to a stranger and acts out a sexually explicit action of oral sex to that person.
Rameemo's are usually illegal.

Stranger 1: Hey,
Stranger 2: Who are you
(stranger 1 unzips stranger 2s flies and orally pleases them)
And thus this is a Rameemo

by Simon Stardust December 4, 2007

Ramen Hair

Ramen hair is exactly what it sounds like. It is simply someone’s hair that looks like ramen!

Julia has ramen hair omg!

by buttahbitch May 7, 2018

Ramen noodles

Something incredibly cheap and easy. Quick and inexpensive. Fast and almost free.

Dude 1: Man, you see that girl? She so fine!
Dude 2: Brosef! That hooker is "ramen noodles." Ya boys ALL slept with the ho.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

Ramenism

A cult of elite weebs, who study, practice, and worship a noodle-like food.

Person 1: Where do you keep going on the weekends?
Person 2: Oh it's my Ramenism cult, we were doing our practices.

by Stephanoob January 21, 2019