california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 9, 2021

raisin cream pie

An old guys cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins

That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie

by Ethan sparkles March 7, 2023

Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger

Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'

by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017

chocolate covered raisin

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.

would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

Raisin

Raisin is a super sexy nickname only used by super sexy people. Raisins are very kind , cool , funny , hot etc . They pull all the bitches they are always the alpha AWWWOOOO

Person a) OMG WAS THAT RAISINNN !
Person b) IT WAS I WANNA DATE THEM SO BAD !!!

by Raisin_getsAllThoseBitches November 16, 2022

Raisin

Someone who is unwanted by the opposite or same sex.

There's a bowl of chocolate with a raisin in, people prefer the chocolate, thats just how it is.

Dude, you just got friendzoned!

Im such a raisin!

by KingRaisin May 18, 2014

Raisin Warde

Roisin is a raisin , no one likes raisins

Is that a raisin ew !! No it’s just A wild Raisin Warde

by Mia Greene May 2, 2021