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Meat puzzle

(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.

Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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15 puzzle

the 15 puzzle is just a puzzle that you have to slide and arrange the numbers it's just basically like a rubik's cube
You: want to do some 15 puzzles they are really fun!
Friend: yeah sure!
by nicku1006 July 17, 2025
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Ed Puzzles

very sigma (for my life reasons this isnt true) learning app that combines a youtube video and questions into a fuck mess of a program. theres usually questions in each time stamp that the teacher can choose ranging from a question every minute to a question every pico second. why the fuck am i explaining ed puzzles, its so fucking simple!
John - "Dude we better do the chem Ed Puzzles that our teacher assigned us"
Logan - "dw, im passing anyways"
by visor'sreturning October 15, 2025
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Eating the puzzle

That dude must have been Eating the puzzle
by HoloG January 3, 2020
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Mastered Like a puzzle

when you kill some one in Fortnite
Your so bad get mastered like a puzzle your so free
by itsmePhYcOEruptsaj February 1, 2021
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roller coaster puzzle

"roller coaster puzzle" is a metaphor that perfectly describes the difficulty dealing with the chaos, serendipity, spontaneity of life. Trying to put your life together through all of life's challenges is directly correlated with the incredulously ridiculous and frankly stupid scenario where a person would bring an unfinished puzzle onto a roller coaster and attempt to build it while going through twists, turns, and loops at 60+ mph with the pieces flying freaking everywhere. To be honest that's what life feels like sometimes and I believe this is a perfect metaphor for that.
Man this shit is like trying to build a roller coaster puzzle smmfh.
by pswizzle540 February 10, 2023
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cacato nel puzzo

"cacato nel puzzo" is a vulgar phrase used to describe a very unpleasant or embarrassing situation. It evokes an image of extreme discomfort or degradation, emphasizing how bad or humiliating a particular situation is.
lui: "l'interrogazione è andata male?"
lei: "Boia, cacato nel puzzo deh"
by Italo Svevo May 29, 2024
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