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LAL PUTIN

"jack's lal putin for me bitch"
by HHH&MMM December 9, 2023
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putin

verb. To give an unreasonably long response to a simple question including unnecessary historical information.
- I asked him whether he liked the new Dune movie and he putined me for half an hour about all the Frank Herbert books and characters.
by ruslanbes February 12, 2024
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Putin

Oh damn its our lord putin
by Anamontronickiller October 30, 2020
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Putin

John: "You want to go out for whiskey and cigars with me an Mark?"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"
by Stand with Ukraine! February 24, 2022
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Putin Paradigm

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up pickup truck rev his engine and flip off the guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason then speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022
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rusty putin

Giving anal to an old rich guy that says he hates gays but wants you in his ass.
See that fellow stomping on that pride flag. He wants it cause he's in a rusty Putin.
by timthepigman June 4, 2022
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Putin

verb (used with object), Putin, Putined.

To take from others, especially by force, with malice of forethought, an attitude of entitlement to what is not one’s rightful property, and the haughty expectation that one will get away with it.
That douchebag came up and Putined the mic in the middle of my sister’s wedding toast. Let’s all go introduce him to Mr. Dumpster.
by StandUpToTyrants February 27, 2022
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