Put it on allah

When someone says something outlandish and wild that is unbelivable, as long as you make sure they put it on allah, they are telling the truth. However if they refuse they are most defintly capping.

Guy 1: "bro i fucked jenna ortega last week"
Guy 2: "put it on allah"
Guy 1: "on allah"
Guy 2: "holy shit"

by Bigboydefiner March 1, 2023

putting on the latex

the act of masturbating using a rubber glove.

person 1: you get any action last night ?
person 2: I was about to but then she laid me off so I ended up going home and putting on the latex.

by swagydefiner February 1, 2017

put it in my but

Shove it in the lower reer end of your body watch out it's loaded with all sorts of things but my dick and ps: some ppl say it hurts .........

Put it in my but aka tight ass dxaddy

by Aka...... December 20, 2017

figure it put

Someone says this if they are madly in love with you and obsessed

I’m really figure it put to this girl

by Sheep 5000 January 21, 2023

putting neck

As Armenians would say; to be putting your neck out there for the greater good. Means to take a risk in order to reap its rewards.

Ape, I been putting neck all month. It better be paying off by now. "Armenian: mera kunem, leriv Amis viz em Derel, Gona Es Amis kepni."

by Dr. Kayf August 7, 2016

Put on the necklace

To kill oneself via hanging.

Johnny Test couldn’t cope with the circumstances and put on the necklace.

by NotPieGuy August 24, 2022

Oft-put

Often put out; said or established frequently.

The Fire-Eaters said they would secede from the Union should Lincoln win the 1860 election, but nobody took them seriously since the claim was oft-put.

by UnderATree February 2, 2023