Pretzel House Republic

The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.

Major political and military power in parts of germany.

Pretzels are not to be ingested.

The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.

North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.

by Secretary fo alternative facts October 3, 2017

Pretzel

where two guys are butt to butt and they reach around to give each others handjobs

Hey bro, do you want to pretzel with me, I really need ot let go.

by WontResist June 4, 2015

chocolate pretzel

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face

Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!

by AGBurton October 3, 2008

blue pretzel

Same as a blue waffle. Just the male version. When you have been having sex to the point where it looks all twisted and swollen like a "blue waffle:"

I just totally got made into a blue pretzel from all the sex i just had.

by Bobby J Orignal September 10, 2014

Eat a pretzel

Used as an alternate way of saying your going to kill your self

Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.

by mtfort February 22, 2018

Pretzel Dip

A sex position for professionals.

Here’s how the Pretzel Dip move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.

by Kachinonai April 27, 2024

Gibb River Pretzel

The crusty Kimberly dust that is found firmly impregnated in the salty nose residue that is blown out onto a Gibb River Road tissue.

"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"

by Haniel Docking June 19, 2021