the parachute

When a chick pulls her pussy lips apart and jumps around until it stretchs out.

Mary, stop doing the parachute! The whole house is shaking!

by Pussychute December 21, 2016

chicago parachute

Four Steps: Go to a strange place with no sleeping arrangements, find a girl, bang her, then stay at her place.

I couldn't afford a hotel so I had to pull my Chicago parachute.

by jugghandler July 5, 2016

atomic parachute

When a woman is giving a man a blow-job and he pulls the blanket over her head before farting. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven

"I gave Emily the raunchiest Atomic Parachute last night, dude."

by Bowen2Win August 5, 2017

rohini parchure

The most beautiful specimen on the planet. It is the world's most magnificent compliment. It is so astounding tribute to have that it sparks jealousy to those who express the compliment and to those who hear the compliment, including the subject being called a rohini parchure!

Oh thank you for calling me a rohini parchure! I will forever be grateful to you.

by tarquintar-rexlordkrishna April 20, 2018

flaming parachute

The act of stretching your ball sack over ones face

"I'm gonna give Steve Curry a flaming parachute for his lack of game"

by Mickelob December 6, 2017

ronit prabhu

a big faggot who is addicted to weed and in love with his best friend kimberly, hes like totally obsessed with her and never shuts about her , like genuinley in love with her , and shes so amazing but like so is he lowkey but like shes better cuz she like an insta model and shes tiktok famous and like i wanna sit on her face

is that an indian?

no its just a ronit prabhu.

by slutslot November 18, 2019

Pemberton Parachute

A rarely observed mating ritual of homo sapiens from the Pacific North East. "The Pemberton Parachute" occurs when a female leaks or queefs male ejaculate and/or female "secretions" whilst asleep after a vigorous fudging. By the time of waking these various fluids have formed a cohesive bond in Satan's valley, swallowing, the entirety of the fitted sheet. Tired, but well rested from the previous nights fire hydrant jackhammering she leaps out of bed. This maneuver snaps the aforementioned fitted sheet from the mattress propelling the helpless woman out the window, fitted sheet, firmly attached in tow. It unfolds mid fall and thus safely, and embarrassingly returns the female to terra firma.

Meghan got a good shagging and had a good ol Pemberton Parachute eh?

by A. Strange December 6, 2020