Soap Pony

How to play Soap Pony:

1. You and your fellow rootin tootin cowpokes head to the corral (aka the shower).

2. Strip down to your chaps (aka buck ass nude).

3. Lather up the biggest mess of bubbles you ever did see.

4. Whoever erects the sturdiest sudsiest steed shall be dubbed the soap pony.

5. The soap pony will ride off into the prairie, as the other cowpokes pistol at the setting sun.

Noun: Soap Pony - “Always a cowpoke never a Soap Pony”

Verb: “Ma caught the boys Soap Ponying last night!”

by Super_soaper69 February 20, 2022

Pony Spank

a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.

friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.

by ponyspank69 July 2, 2021

Bone Pony

any poser guy can be a Bone Pony, but the term usually refers to those who use handfuls of gel in their hair, shave their balls, and/or drive any car previously seen in a movie starring Vin Diesel.

Check out that N*Sync clone over there...what a Bone Pony!

by Bombadil April 21, 2003

G-pony

G-pony is a true gangsta and usually a member of the 6am drinking club.

Girl: damn I can't believe we stayed up playing beer pong until 6am again...
Guy: I know were some f***ing g-pony's

by pong princess June 13, 2010

Pony Phuck

When brony and unicorn fornicate.

What a wild pony phuck.

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

Rome Pony

An awesome sexual act of vague description that would offend your Gram.

He bought her three drinks at the bar and later she gave him a rome pony!

by occasionalpants May 11, 2015

ride the pony

to take 4 shots as fast as possible

John: Do you want to ride the pony tonight?
Alex: Yes! I'm trying to get very drunk!!

by ponyupbitch December 13, 2018