How to play Soap Pony:
1. You and your fellow rootin tootin cowpokes head to the corral (aka the shower).
2. Strip down to your chaps (aka buck ass nude).
3. Lather up the biggest mess of bubbles you ever did see.
4. Whoever erects the sturdiest sudsiest steed shall be dubbed the soap pony.
5. The soap pony will ride off into the prairie, as the other cowpokes pistol at the setting sun.
1. You and your fellow rootin tootin cowpokes head to the corral (aka the shower).
2. Strip down to your chaps (aka buck ass nude).
3. Lather up the biggest mess of bubbles you ever did see.
4. Whoever erects the sturdiest sudsiest steed shall be dubbed the soap pony.
5. The soap pony will ride off into the prairie, as the other cowpokes pistol at the setting sun.
Noun: Soap Pony - “Always a cowpoke never a Soap Pony”
Verb: “Ma caught the boys Soap Ponying last night!”
Verb: “Ma caught the boys Soap Ponying last night!”
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