Poke the Monkey

Ask for one's opinion knowing that it may be terse or unfavorable.

Bob: What do you think about Obama?
Ed: Do you really want to poke the monkey....

by IndianaGuy June 19, 2016

rawr-poke

A dinosaur poke. Formed from the two commonly used words 'rawr' and 'poke'. This word generally is used to express affection to a friend or lover.

I really like someone and want to get their attention, so I'll say 'rawr-poke'.

by azraa_blue August 1, 2010

Poke Button

1) This is the button on the popular social media site, Facebook, that serves no other purpose than to draw the attention of the person subjected to poking to the poker.

2) Otherwise known as the "please look at me, realize how hot I am, and fuck me later" button.

1) "Dude, people keep hitting my poke button and I don't understand why!" "Maybe so you remember they're still alive?"

2) "Dude, I really want to hit that, and she probably doesn't even know I'm alive." "Hit the poke button on Facebook. Maybe she'll notice your pics and then you're ready to go!"

by CraziAsian October 9, 2011

pokee butt

its a game where you are behind a woman in a doggystyle position. You take your erect penis and try to stick it in her asshole while she wiggles her ass around like a retard. When you finally get it, you yell Pokee butt!!!!

Hey John, Kristy and I were playing pokee butt last night and I got her 5 times in a row.

by JcMike811 August 21, 2009

poke buddies

When a guy and a girl are friends on facebook, and they are poking eachother ALOT.

(Tammy)- "Hey, you poked me! What did you poke me with?"
(Brian)- "What do you want me to poke u with?"
(Tammy)- "U know! Does this make us "poke buddies?"

by ibpsycho2 September 26, 2011

Facebook Poking

A way to say hi to your Facebook friends. When you poke someone they get a notification that says "**** poked you!"

-Brandon keeps Facebook poking me. What does that mean?
-He's just saying hi.

by huliamayonnaise December 16, 2014

Poke a man

A phrase invented to separate Pokemon, the fun old Game Boy RPG from the childhood of today's 20-year-olds, from all of the stupid spin-off crap that the game spawned. It is assumed that when one refers to Pokemon, they mean the nostalgia-inducing black-and-white adventure, and when one refers to poke-a-man, they either mean the cartoon show, the card game, or a homosexual act.

"Where you going, home to poke a man?"

"No, I thought I'd play some Pokemon."

by Drunken Mewtwo March 6, 2010