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Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.
My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."
by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021
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Plastic cookie

The new hilarious way to kill your kids. It is amusing to watch! You can laugh while they suffocate. HAHAHAH

not ment to be cruel
Uhhh. HUSBAND! I uhhh gave... PLASTIC COOKIE TO BABY
by FuzzMelon May 18, 2016
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Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!
Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
by Elephant27 January 7, 2020
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Hot Plastic

Hot Plastic

A microwaved dildo which is used in a mans ass so that he can feel a warm,tingling sensation.A man can also suck the hot plastic(heated dildo)as if he was sucking another man's dick.Hot plastics usually come in many different colors or different shades of skintones.
Hot Plastic

A microwaved dildo which is used in a mans ass so that he E.g "He let me put my hot plastic in his ass last night"

E.g "im going to make him suck my hot plastic."
by Allyssaboo November 3, 2018
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Plastic fork

An iron tool used to show reflection
by Destyn msrie July 4, 2021
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plastic dinosaur

something u shove in someone's dick
person 1: hey
person2: hey
person 1: want a plastic dinosaur in ur in dick
person2: why not
by nessie-bitch November 20, 2020
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Plastic badges

Also known as rent-a-cops, the plastic badges have no authority and are basically just a tattletale system for the actual police.
Yo the plastic badges were all up in my face today cuz i was walking my dog on the school's soccer field.
by jetsfan98 December 21, 2010
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