Pittsburgh Walking Taco

First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!

mmm I can't wait to give Mitch a Pittsburgh Walking Taco!

by PrincessThunderballs October 27, 2015

Pittsburgh pumpkin

The act of defacating on on a womans chest while she performs fellatio on you.

Man i had this nasty freaky bitch give me a Pittsburgh pumpkin the other night

by Fallen savior May 11, 2019

Suneri Pittsburgh Mafia

The Sunseri mafia was formed by immigrants who descended from Italy in the early 1900’s. They settled in Pittsburgh and began working with locals through loans which later came to grow their wealth. Throughout their time in Pittsburgh they began opening small deli shops that only sold provolone. It was the head of the mafias favorite type of cheese. As their deli shops grew in popularity they began laundering money through them in order to maintain power. To this day only a few remain after many died of syphilis in the mid 1900’s. One shop remains and can be found in Pittsburgh, to those who haven’t been you should check it out.

Person 1: wow that deli shop is doing really well.
Person 2: That deli shop is run like the Suneri Pittsburgh Mafia!
Person 3: woah they’ve been around forever! I’ve never tried their provolone!

Urban Dictionary: Sunseri Pittsburgh Mafia

by glizztronics February 27, 2022

Pittsburgh Pounder

An intimate act where the man shoves a 16oz can of iron city light into a woman’s vagina. The woman then sits on the mans face and he cracks the beer and drinks it.

Jack: “Dude how did it go with Heather last night?”
Mat: “I think she’s the one. She let me do a Pittsburgh Pounder!”

by Noznas September 10, 2021

Pittsburgh Polka Party

When a lady takes on a geriatric gang bang and her cuck husband plays the accordion.

“Did you hear about Larry”? “His wife disrespected him at the Pittsburgh Polka Party

by 33Life June 7, 2023

Pittsburgh Pickle Festival

Group of gay dudes form a circle, and one shoves a kosher pickle up his ass. He spins it like a bottle, and whoever it is pointing at, has to eat it!

Chad's ass is sore from the Pittsburgh Pickle Festival, but Chris has to lose 10 lbs bc he ate too much.

by Taco Trap Lord February 28, 2020

Going to Pittsburgh

Aggressive anal intercourse that leaves the aroma of downtown Pittsburgh wafting in the immediate vicinity

My wife threatened to leave me if I ever told her I was going to Pittsburgh again

by Gerbil smoothie January 13, 2023