The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
by squat2shit October 28, 2011

"Did you hear that Kate got a bid from Zeta?"
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."
by YoungThugrat February 6, 2017

when a girl feels bad feels bad for someone and to cheer them up sends them a picture of her titties
by camerelle August 27, 2018

by Skogsmulle October 6, 2017

Jerking off, drinking, and smoking (preferably cannabis), all within an hour. One might partake in the pity combo when they are feeling low.
Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.
Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go get fucked up and shamelessly pleasure myself
Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo
Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo
by cameltoeshow September 19, 2016

by tropical bird September 15, 2022

When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.
Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.
by Bitterboi3 January 15, 2018
