Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

pity biddy

When you get a bid to a sorority/fraternity because you have a sad backstory

"Did you hear that Kate got a bid from Zeta?"
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."

by YoungThugrat February 6, 2017

Pity Titty

when a girl feels bad feels bad for someone and to cheer them up sends them a picture of her titties

babe, im having a rough day. can i have some pity titty ?

by camerelle August 27, 2018

Self Pity

Maja Persson

You're feeling self pity? Oh you mean you're feeling Maja Persson

by Skogsmulle October 6, 2017

pity combo

Jerking off, drinking, and smoking (preferably cannabis), all within an hour. One might partake in the pity combo when they are feeling low.

Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.

Guy 1: I'm gonna go get fucked up and shamelessly pleasure myself

Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo

by cameltoeshow September 19, 2016

pity twerking

twerking out of depression and sadness

he was pity twerking at the funeral

by tropical bird September 15, 2022

Pity Gay Date

When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.

Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.

by Bitterboi3 January 15, 2018