pickerings

An infection that can cause humongous foreheads, an exceedingly large ego and an ugly face. Pickerings can be treated by stopping being entitled.

“Did you hear that Megan has Pickerings?”
“Ew, I won’t go near her!”

by xxborisjohnson69xx April 19, 2021

Pickering

When a gay man gets in the way of, or interferes with, a heterosexual relationship.

"She broke up with me because she likes her gay friend more"
"Sorry man. You really got pickled"

"Lebron listens to me better!

"Oh great. He's pickering me!"

by dry tommy December 23, 2018

Pickering

The act of wiping ones vape on their asshole in order to dissuade them from using it later. A noobish attempt at quitting.

Dante was pickering all night last night. I saw him hitting that shit in the bathroom this morning lmao.

by Jay Duzza March 25, 2024

Doubt Picker

A doubt picker is someone who picks up ends of cigarettes and smokes the remains.

Carl is a doubt picker.

by BigTadger22 July 24, 2022

Pearl picker

A slang term for one who "picks her pearl" or fishes around in her personal clam area for the prized pearl or clitoris.

That girl is such a pearl picker

by FartAss69420 March 27, 2023

Ronnie Pickering

A being of immense cosmic power, prophesied by the Sooths of Yorkshire to save the world from great calamity.

Unfortunately, after the last descendant of the Sooths was killed by a rogue chupacabra in the late 19th century the legend has largely been lost to time.

"Do you know who I am?"

"Who?"

"I'm Ronnie Pickering!"

"Who the f**k's that"

by TheGreatIncognitus March 30, 2023

booger pickers

booger pickers (slang, US) A pair of finger-less gloves.

Timmy looked like a hobo with his old winter coat and booger pickers.

by damiensurnameless November 02, 2023