matthew pickering

Professional hunter
Preferred weapon: Front right section of any capable vehicle
Preferred prey: Dogs

Gonna go do some “matthew pickering” this weekend

by jcv2001 July 28, 2019

Cherry Picker

The process of fondling, coupling, or stroking ones balls

Cole met a girl at a bar, and she whispered in his ear, "wanna hang out with a Cherry Picker tonight," as she slid her hands along his inner thigh.

by anonymous April 8, 2021

Cactus Picker

Ethnic slur for an Arab. Similar to calling a black person a "Cotton Picker"

Shutup up you dirty cactus picker!

by Massa'sWife October 19, 2020

Vegetable Picker

A descriptive word used to relate to someone not particuarly picky with their selection of sexual partners. They only reject partners with particuarly bad traits or blemishes, much like a vegetable picker only throws out the most disfigured potatoes.

Example 1
Dude 1: Hey, that girl is so hot
Dude 2: Man shes fairly average
Dude 1: Where's my shovel? I am going vegetable picking

Example 2
Girl 1: Girl 2 is picky about who she sleeps with but, Girl 3....COMPLETE Vegetable Picker

by sellotaperoll November 7, 2011

The channel picker

This is when 2 are having sex, doggystyle, and during that, one party shoves a tv remote remote up the other parties ass until it picks a channel.

“Yo, one time I was curious and didn’t wanna pick a channel, so I shoved my remote up my asscrack and it led me to the news! This is when I invited the channel picker!”

by CrispyButtttHair November 13, 2019

Ben Picker

Commonly known for being funny and annoying. Ben Picker is likely to have a 2 incher and is scared to move to women.

Ben picker is are very sporty person and kind, but has a bit of anger issue's.

Hey have you seen Ben picker anywhere

by Niggatism November 25, 2021

Cherry Picker

A man who only has sex with virgins.

“Did you hear? Fernando took another girls virginity.”

“What a ho, he’s such a cherry picker”

by The Blizzard Wizard November 15, 2023