pity bag

A pity bag is having sex with someone because you feel sorry for him or her.

God, life totally fucked him up today. I´m gonna throw him a pity bag.

by the_foreigner May 14, 2011

Pity Titty

Letting a male widower cop a feel out of pity

"Aww, his wife just died. Give him some pity titty."

by Bosom Buddy September 11, 2012

Prity

Who the fuck wrote this definition

Prity

by fyfy-HADERSARAHERSOM March 29, 2017

pity hoe

A promiscuous woman that dates a man out of pity.

Man, you so ugly you need a pity hoe.

by pityhoe April 23, 2017

pitya

Pitya is a ride or die for life. Usually tall as fuck and somehow attracts all the girls within a 10 mile radius. Is a lightskin homie who's a nigga all the way through. Possibly seen getting lit with friends and drinking and playing basketball and generally having fun. Pitya is a legend at First Person Shooter and smiles way too often. He's aware of his charm but doesn't let it get to him #humbled. He's a true friend and ladies man

Pitya's gamer record last night was beast!

by SirZuccer August 27, 2018

celebrity porker pity project

The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.

It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.

by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011

PhIyA

The most totally affirmaposarogertronatively Ownager on Greek Society. Sells a mean computer at Best Buy too.

Dood, Ph|yA is totally on Ph|yA yo.

by N00bie September 4, 2003