Philadelphia pharmacy

The act of inserting a viagra into a woman's anus and fishing it out with your tongue before sex.

I had to hit up the Philadelphia pharmacy when I crawled into bed before I could start the part.

by Itsontv October 11, 2023

Philadelphia Flyers

A team owned by Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Bill: Did you see the pens-flyers game last night?
Bob: Yeah, the pens won 5-0. Crosby had a hat trick and two assists.
Bill: Man it must suck to be a fan of the Philadelphia Flyers.
Bob: It sure does.

by Hockeytown19 November 25, 2022

Philadelphia pork dip

The act of hog tying a partner, then using horseradish instead of lube.

I heard that Dave gave Meg the old Philadelphia pork dip last night, and now she squeals whenever she sits down.

by Dirty dishes March 13, 2025

philadelphia honeymoon

A murder-suicide.

Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary lately? Feels like they disappeared.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.

by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019

Philadelphia Coffee

Codeword for a beer in a to-go coffee cup. Used by a bartender’s friends or local alcoholics who want to drink a beer on their next commute.

Customer: “hey bartender can you slide me a Philadelphia Coffee.”
Bartender: “ quiet man, the manger is on to me giving you these.”

by Hunteranger May 31, 2021

Philadelphia

Pain. The city that lost 3 championships in the 2022-23 season. The 76ers could be on track to lose 4.

Phillies- lost to astros in World Series

Phila Union- lost to LAFC in MLS Cup
Eagles- lost to chiefs in Super Bowl.

The Philadelphia Eagles lost in the World Series.

by Mrcdogs20 March 19, 2023

Philadelphia Hot Pocket

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.

Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022