phandasexual

A straight male who sleeps with gay males for money

that guy is not gay, he is phandasexual

by Vho Khomola February 8, 2019

Phas-se

A Guy With Down syndrome but he’s actually Batman

He’s such a phas-se.

by batman_74 August 7, 2020

camel phase

A human may exist for many moons without sex, going through life's motions and barely even noticing the lack of fornication in his/her life. Indeed, once a sex-deprived individual overcomes the horniness, desperation and loneliness of celibacy, and lives long enough in absence of sex, he/she enters a new phase of acceptance and ownership of this destiny. As a camel may survive on its own supply of water in his hump, humans, too, may self-sustain in their own self-humping phase: Camel Phase.

I haven't been laid since the Bush era. I'm in camel phase by now.

by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012

sonic phase

That one cringey phase in our life where we watch Sonic X, make our own fan characters, and listen to early 2000s anime music.

Fuck, Shane, do you remember our fan recolors from our sonic phase?

by YaLikeCringe February 19, 2017

Phasmophobia

Fear of ghosts having hot butt sex.

I think I have Phasmophobia, these ghosts banging give me a fearful feeling

by Dahvede October 18, 2020

Phasm

a thing or someone who cannot tell a pigeon from a donkey.
A true idiot

OMG yu are such a phasm!

by applw October 9, 2009

awkward phase

During an attempt to grow one's hair long, the point at which you look like a tool because the hair is both too long and too short to by styled in a hip fashion.

"What's wrong with your hair?"

"I'm trying to grow it out, but its too short for a style and too long for gel. I'm in a total awkward phase."

"Yeah, your hair really makes look like a dumbass."

by Scotty J-ski March 25, 2008