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Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.
“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle
by FyreFli January 23, 2018
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Pet Saffa

Your stomach's best companion!
Has the famous catchphrase "Pet Saffa toh har rog Daffa"

Constipation hates him, Stomach problems dread him and people who love to live life healthy and naturally love him. He is your friend, my friend and all of ours friends. Pet Saffa the best.
He really needs Pet Saffa right now, only that can help his stomach problems..
by goofysillybun December 2, 2021
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Teachers pet

A person who always snitches on you when you take a step forward at them or they challenge to fight you on a damn Monday or Wednesday. When you actually fight them, or actually touch them lightly, they will either:
Snitch
Cry to the teacher
and my favorite one..
Try to attack you but you KTFO of them.
This Teachers pet is so annoying! When will he ever stop picking and snitching on me??
by ValkDefNotFound April 26, 2022
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pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard
Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!
by Tommybean September 2, 2019
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Step-pet

The pet(s) your significant other adopted prior to you being in a relationship together.

Generally a millennial and younger term, since gen X and older have human children.
Erin already had cats with her last boyfriend, but she kept them. Now Sophie and Tigger are my Step-pets.
by Rawrxs February 28, 2023
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the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.
by jonny September 15, 2003
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Pet behavior

A person who follows and/or obeys another person they befriend/like
“He only has a problem with me because Miranda has a problem with me
“Hmm, sounds like pet behavior
by Izzywaglizzy June 26, 2021
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