persian lipstick

When ur girl goes to the dentist & gets novacaine & comes home numb. U then proceed to put ur dick in her numb mouth. She's slobbers all over it.

I came home from the dentist & Mark put on my Persian lipstick

by Reintardski June 1, 2018

Persian Kittens

Persian kittens means to be a complete cunt to everyone she meets, she is an ark insider and steals people’s tames and items

Yes, it was Persian kittens that stole ur stuff

by ExoticAlphaZz November 17, 2019

Horny persian

When the virgin Marga cock blocks you

Can you believe Marga, she pulled a horny persian!

by PiPi8700 November 20, 2021

Persian deep mine

A set position that was based off the brutal efficiency of the persian deep gold mines.

Thw persian deep mine sexual postition: A dildo or other serial toy is affiliated to the tip of a pogo stick and the fitted into an orifice and then operated.

by Lary hitler October 13, 2023

Persian job

When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.

"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"

by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023

persian rug

cleaning up another square metre of my worm infested persian rug
having completed an overall 51 m2 so far, its starting to look really really nice. can see the beautiful patterns and colours, handicraft, unicum, a favourite.

we've been wanting to sit with you on our persian rug for so long
I know it used to look untended
but i mean to handle with care

by Krkič November 28, 2019

Persian

basics:
not necessarily iranians
not white
not all are muslims
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features:
big noses
thick hair
body hair
long eyelashes
full lips
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-exceptionally talented poets/authors
-the best food tbh
-unique cultures/traditions going back thousands of years

Person 1: Oh my god, can you believe she's not wearing mascara?
Person 2: She's persian, must be nice to have long eyelashes..

by coolperson_999 April 18, 2021