Persian Lardass

This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.

AHHHH GRANDMAAA, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE PERSIAN LARDASS!!!!!

by King of Valids June 14, 2022

persian

a persian speaker from Iran, Afghanistan and Tajikistan

Is he a Persian?

by TheyCallMeSlim October 26, 2022

persian

A Persian speaker from Iranian, Afghan or Tajikistani descent.

A Langauge spoken in West- South- and Central-Asia

Does he speak Persian or Kurdish?

by TheyCallMeSlim October 26, 2022

Persian empire

Multiple empires that ruled over big parts of Asia.

Here come's Assyrian Empire never mind it's the Babylonian, Median, ITS THE PERSIAN EMPIRE. wow thats big.

by TheyCallMeSlim October 26, 2022

Persian job

When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.

"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"

by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023

Persian Afro

A Persian afro is when you find a hairy pussy with curls, go down on her then stick a buttplug into her pussy & ass, then add sea salt spray and texturing power to the pubes and volumize. After that, leave for 2 days, repeat the pube routine then pull out the toys and let it rip like a beyblade (For Sofia)

Hey Billy why do you smell like shit? Oh I did a Persian Afro with yasmine

by Black Kid International Sensat September 26, 2023

Persian deep mine

A set position that was based off the brutal efficiency of the persian deep gold mines.

Thw persian deep mine sexual postition: A dildo or other serial toy is affiliated to the tip of a pogo stick and the fitted into an orifice and then operated.

by Lary hitler October 13, 2023