When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.
"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"
by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023
A Persian is a self-centered ignorant individual who always try to steal other identity to feel better about themselves. For example they are far from being a European race and yet they claim Hitler claim of Aryan race which is hilarious. Now when it comes to social status they always try to portray themselves like Model minorities such as Indian, East Asian and Jewish communities while they resembles nothing of their achievement and nobody sees them as those groups except in terms of income they are close because of they mostly own restaurants and multiple gas station, almost 80 percent earn their income from doing business owned places but not top professionals such a high techs, investment and or medical professions.
John: Hey That Persian is very rich.
Josh: Those Persian only make money doing low type business so what....
Josh: Those Persian only make money doing low type business so what....
by persianlier September 29, 2020
basics:
not necessarily iranians
not white
not all are muslims
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features:
big noses
thick hair
body hair
long eyelashes
full lips
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-exceptionally talented poets/authors
-the best food tbh
-unique cultures/traditions going back thousands of years
not necessarily iranians
not white
not all are muslims
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features:
big noses
thick hair
body hair
long eyelashes
full lips
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-exceptionally talented poets/authors
-the best food tbh
-unique cultures/traditions going back thousands of years
Person 1: Oh my god, can you believe she's not wearing mascara?
Person 2: She's persian, must be nice to have long eyelashes..
Person 2: She's persian, must be nice to have long eyelashes..
by coolperson_999 April 19, 2021
A Persian speaker from Iranian, Afghan or Tajikistani descent.
A Langauge spoken in West- South- and Central-Asia
A Langauge spoken in West- South- and Central-Asia
by TheyCallMeSlim October 26, 2022
Is he a Persian?
by TheyCallMeSlim October 26, 2022
The stew/soup created from the amalgamation of semen left over inside of a woman after being gangbanged and force-fed to all the contributors. Persian hot dog stew requires the semen from all participants and is best collected from the mouth, vagina, and asshole after a vigorous gangbang. Ideally the stew is vigorously mixed up immediately and force-fed to all males involved upon conclusion of the last cumshot.
Did you get force fed Persian hot dog stew after we gangbanged the chick from psychology class? It was a hearty stew, I think twelve guys contributed to it and she forced us all to eat it!
by Mr. Meseeks April 19, 2022
went to the bathroom and 10 minutes later texts me to "meet her outside" shes nowhere in sight. Another victim of the Persian Dash.
by Cyclaptor August 14, 2021