Patrick

Patrick’s a bitch. Thinks he’s class on the wing but he’s got no pace. Kinda guy to get dumped the day before tomangoes and take her back the next day.

Also tara Clarke

Jesus Christ Patrick’s pathetic at this point

Patrick by PatrickHater420 March 14, 2020

Patrick

The most gay person from Holy Family Catholic School

Person A "Hey isn't that guy Patrick?"
Person B "Yes. Very gay for Millhouse"

Patrick by KKIIKK April 29, 2020

Patrick

A Tan guy with a Big Ole Dick

Damn, Patrick has got a big ole dick

Patrick by Yung_mc_hammer June 1, 2020

Patrick

Patrick is one of the meanest people you will ever meet. He probably farts alot when he is having DIAHOREEAAAAA

Tom: I wanna meet a dumb person
Patrick: why hello their

Patrick by A shreksy person June 2, 2020

Patrick

A Patrick is an absolute asshole. He will cheat on you and he will act petty over nothing. Do not date a Patrick because all he does is make creepy jokes and talk about gruesome things like it's okay.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Patrick's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah she broke up with him
Guy 1: Finally, good for her.

Patrick by InternetAuntie June 6, 2020

Patrick

A very loyal, amazing guy. Can always make you laugh and makes your bad days good and your boring days fun. He loves sports. He Has pretty eyes and a pretty face. Patrick is smart and funny, he can tell if you lie. He’s caring and polite and likes to have a good time. A+ boyfriend material

Finna marry Patrick

Patrick by AshTheAnnoyingHomie June 13, 2020

Patrick

A faggot loser that is pale as fuck, and has a shit ton of freckles. Patrick thinks that a girl counts as a girlfriend, even though they haven’t even been on 1 date with them. They are emo, and try to fit in, but can’t.

Look at Patrick over there. Loser.

Patrick by Rooster. June 14, 2020