pasta surprise

A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.

She was giving me head in Rome but then her allergies acted up and she gave me a pasta surprise.

by dandanmatressman May 26, 2022

Pasta

Papyrus's favorite food.

Fandom: Undertale
Sans's brother

Frisk: What's your favorite food?
Papyrus's: Pasta!

by ~Sherbert Fluff!~ August 23, 2021

Sausage Pasta

A person who is clumsy, has no clue what they are doing and never changes.

Look at sausage pasta over there

by pasta.scran2990 August 17, 2023

Naples Pasta Maker

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.

Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.

by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024

Secret Pasta

The kind of pasta that is so delicious, only a true Italian Nona from Sicily would be able to make.

Damn this pasta is so good it's secret pasta for sure!

by SecretPasta June 3, 2015

Que Pasta

Religious slang. (Flying Spaghetti Monster)

Positive feedback of any kind with a meaning of: Cool, Funny etc.

1: My boss gave me a raise!
2: Que Pasta. (That's great)

1: *joke*
2: Que Pasta. (Funny)

by Buffshrimp December 18, 2023

creepy pasta

some pasta thats creepy who is up stairs with yor mam makein some weeeeeiiiiiird noises

i am literaly going to ENDanger that creepy pasta for ruining my leaning tower of leggo, by making the house shake. he will be sorry for breaking my legOH MY FCKING GOD WHY THE FUCK DID MY MOM STEAL FUCKING TOWER OF Vortnight-BUCKS!!!!! THANK GOD I STOLL MY DADS PICK-AXE... kill mom mode "activated"

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 November 5, 2022