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The Funky Panther

The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?

Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021
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The Colombian Panther

The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows

When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”
by TrippyCarb0n January 19, 2025
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Panthers..nation

Best panthers fan ever and has great TikTok edits
Panthers..nation is the the best TikToker ever
by Clutchylol July 26, 2021
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Panther

I can't believe she likes that 53 year old man, she's such a panther!
by Tirucbdhxnsjdc January 22, 2018
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Panther

When a younger women has a sexual desire for older men
That panther just stole my dad!
by RexxyTexxySexy March 21, 2024
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The panther effect

A person that constantly talks himself up about pouncing on opportunities "hence the term panther" and making things happen , but inevitably fails to deliver and consequently snowballs into an array of broken promises and poor performances creating an effect to those around him
When Forced to drink to warm beer "The panther effect"

When a promise of delivering is not met the "The panther effect"

When I walk out the door without an umbrella and it starts raining "The panther effect"
by Panth November 9, 2013
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Panther

1.An older black woman who's into

younger men.

its this far because thats the age difference
Have you met my great aunt Laqweeesha? She's a real panther.
by ORGASITA April 20, 2018
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