Box of Kittens

Used in emergency cases of extreme sadness, at which point you grab the box of kittens, and dump it all over said consumer
He's going into happiness failure! Get me a Box of Kittens, stat!

Side effects of kittens may include:

Sneezing
Tiny Scratches
And Erectile Disfunctiuon
by Rick Avis October 07, 2007
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Ricky Boxing

A slang term for masturbation which originated in the U.S. Navy.
"Where is the Captain?"
"Probably Ricky Boxing in his cabin."
by Nalimface July 04, 2006
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toddler box

A shaved vagina, because it resembles the 'box' of a toddler.
My girl never shaves, it's a jungle down there!
That's nasty, I prefer a toddler box
OR
Be glad, I don't like those toddler boxes, they make me feel like a pedophile
by Doortje* January 09, 2011
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meow box

What a cat uses to make it's meows.
Some meow boxes are louder than others,
and on rare occasions, one can come broken,
sounding like a, "rahhh".
Connor: what's wrong Ponnor?
Ponnor: rahhhh
Connor: Oh, sounds like your meow box is broken.
Dad: Connor! Leave my precious alone!
by Caitlin Perry January 14, 2007
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Nigger Boxing

The "Ghetto" version of boxing. Instead of using timing, combos and strategies to win a fight you simply tilt your head down, keeping a lock on your target with your upper peripherals, and swing your arms and upper body in broad sweeping punches alternating sides.

The idea here is to minimize the number of random blows that hit your face, and maximize the number of blows you land on the opponents face. Usually Nigger Boxing is the result of one person realizing they are losing an argument. It is to be used in conjunction with pushing, if your opponent tries to close the gap, to keep your target at a good striking distance.
Some fools at the corner store started clowning, shit hit Nigger Boxing real quick.
by WickCityMLK August 24, 2008
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Box 5

A term used on Drum Corps International judging sheets that categorizes the highest level of achievement a corps or individual corps section can attain. Box 5 is not only used by corps members as a general phrase for performance related classifications but in everyday usage as well.
-The Carolina Crown color guard showed Box 5 execution at the World Championships. Their performance was nearly flawless.

-The tuna sandwiches for lunch today were totally Box 5. I could have eaten at least three of them!
by PotatoEater July 08, 2013
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fun box

A woman's box. Shaped specifically for a man's hotrod.
I'm gonna stick my divine rod into her fun box.
by Incognitogamer August 06, 2006
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