Flappy bird

Flappy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits pipes on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to tap to make him fly. He is also blind an has a vagina for a god damn mouth.

"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"
by Docto January 31, 2014
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bird mouthing

when a girl waits patiently with her mouth open like a bird until guy or guys shoot their cum into her waiting bird mouth, like a young bird awaiting feed from mother,
bird mouthing sucks if you have to wait to long for your loads of cum
by The MAN4ME February 10, 2015
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Aku Bird

An individual who lives a broke lifestyle by means of living off others income, hospitality, and aloha while simultaneously not having any purpose or value.
Daryl likes to eat poke & drink beer with the boys as long as he's not buying the beer. He also takes trips at the expense of other's. Daryl would be consider a aku bird.
by BIGISLANDVIRAL August 01, 2020
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Side Bird

Sexual position for less capable men. Much like the side dog but a less aggressive version. Preferred by decades long married couples. A position a Reverend might use.
Side bird took pressure off Rev’s back making it easier for him to perform.
by Poolside June 24, 2020
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Redneck Birds

Massive amounts of airborne trash that fly around in the sky (commonly found at country music festivals), impersonating actual birds.
Dude 1: Dude do you see those birds?
Dude 2: Dude those aren't real birds, those are redneck birds!
by Durbo14 July 27, 2014
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ikea bird

the best fucking parrot out there. also known as klaus
ikea bird and sven secretly fucked in the boat while pewds was building jöergen 2 memorial

seriously, did no one notice?
by gabe itch69 July 28, 2019
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Guilty Birds

When you're up so late (normally due to impending deadline) that the dawn chorus starts, reminding you of how tired you're going to be the next day and making you feel guilty for leaving the work until the last minute
Ahhh man, i had to stay up so late to finish this work that the guilty birds were out, then i felt bad!!
by 9457read July 01, 2011
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