risky randy

Shaving ones crotch with a chainsaw!

That crazy bastard did a risky randy!

by kiust July 03, 2014

randy orton

current world heavyweight champion and former evolution member

orton beat benoit for the title at summerslam and for those actions triple h, ric flair and batista beat the living hell out of orton

by justin August 18, 2004

Randy Jones

A term used to describe being present yet having little effect, or quite possibly even a negative effect. References Los Angeles Kings defenseman Randy Jones in the 2009-2010 season.

Dude 1: "How was your week?"

Dude 2: "Shit, I skated by like Randy Jones."

by Terry Murray June 19, 2010

candy randy

The male form of a sexual predator who lures children into his van using candy
(Female form is Sugar Suzi or in some cases Soda Samantha)

"Hey my teacher, Mr. Sandines, he's such a Candy Randy - always watching boys in the bathroom"

by Arsenic54 March 17, 2016

hot randy

A glass of warm piss.

Hey don't bogart that hot randy.

by DannySux March 31, 2016

Rescue Randy

A life-sized dummy used in training programs for safety and rescue works.

"Yeah, Randy was one of our former students that didn't make it through the program," he said with a laugh. "We use him for all the different rescue scenarios. If somebody was to get hurt inside the hub, they need to bring Rescue Randy out and bring them to the ground. It's a mockup for rescues."

by humblepiece December 27, 2017

randy roadrash

An alcoholic drink made of; 2 shots of stoli, soda water in ice, lime wedge, and two splashes of tobasco. Usually ordered in a club, mostly enjoyed with live music.

Bartender, can I have a randy roadrash for the beautiful woman who followed me here, and a beer for myself?

by Matty Grey March 26, 2015