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fake vacation

when a workplace piling up someone's numbers of works before or after that person got his/her vacation because the workplace afraid of losing their money by having that person off work for a period of time.
"im quiting"
"why? i thought giving you vacation was enough?"
"well, they are just fake vacation ."
by jarniwan October 29, 2023
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vacation dick

A dick of massive size that one could only stand for a short period of time. As opposed to boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy that had a vacation dick. It was amazing, but a little too amazing.
by Ryguy017 June 14, 2016
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Workstation Vacation

This is what occurs when your overbearing, micro-managing boss is not in the office for the day and you finally have a chance to relax and enjoy your day and co-workers. Usually, little or no actual work is accomplished during this time, so you are on a kind of vacation even though you are at work.
Jim, why is everyone smiling and laughing over here today? What happened?

Nothing. We're all just on a workstation vacation because Janet is out for the day at a conference.
by c2herr April 7, 2011
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vacation dick

A dick too big for everyday use. Something you could only handle as often as you go on vacation.
"You broke up with Mikey? I thought you liked him a lot."
"I do. But, he got that vacation dick. And, I ain't trying to have no vacation pussy, if you know what I mean. Besides, that shit hurt."
by NerdKilla June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis that a girl needs everyone once in a while but when taken to often would turn her vaginal opening into a galaxy sized hole
"I had the greatest vacation dick last night I can barely even walk!!!"
by Trill 1ron June 7, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis that is of excessive size that one would want to receive only once and a while. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge and l still cant walk right.
by Catof9Lives June 16, 2016
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Poor man's vacation

Leaving for vacation on a Friday night or Saturday morning and coming back on Monday or Tuesday.
I cannot afford to take an entire week off, so my family and I are taking a poor man's vacation.
by Nacho2874 August 27, 2022
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