A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.
by Not so gay November 15, 2019
Get the John Toddmug. Omg bro he acting so weird about her... and won’t leave her alone...
I know dude he’s gone full Todd on her
I know dude he’s gone full Todd on her
by Jdhebeb November 25, 2020
Get the Toddmug. Tod hillier class clown, director, con artist, felon, project manager, chairman, founder of WhatsApp, legal officer, runner up, co founder, employee of the decade, lieutenant, landlord, colonel, brigadier general, major, baron, duke, emperor, chief Human Resources officer, head of polias, current Olympian swimmer, former Vice President of chekzslovakia, owner of the largest watermelon, professional regurgitator, Walmart employee, math wiz, ceo and founder of MUNN, prime minister of Newfoundland, creator of the Mickey Mouse fictional character, father of all..., international super spy, world record holder, professional apple peeler, head f*ckboy, ceo of hydrogen, makes a mean bbq rib, founder of discovery channel, head honcho of the Milky Way, pothead, professional soap opera artist, speedrunner, the man when it comes to that, bridesmaid, best man, groom, Former paranormal entity that haunts white hills academy, destroyer of subway and your toilet and mom, world record breaking speedrunner, crafty lil bitch, owner of a holy fruitcake recipe, entrepreneur, first class hogger, V.I.P, inventor of school, presidential elect of Ukrain 2023
by Brad Sheppard November 24, 2021
Get the todd hilliermug. by carootz August 14, 2022
Get the Toddmug. A todd is Someone that often admires Another or notices Them in a positive fashion, but shows Thier emotions or feelings of said person in a passive fashion with the intent of a slight ruse by making things slightly more complicated for Them in Thier day to day lives, but as a some what twisted sign of respect, with a stupidly almost playful intent. Often a low IQ tactic used by shy, greedy and/or awkward personality types to hopefully garner some attention from that from which They notice while not having the nerve to engage in or play into Another for fear of looking bad in lieu of a lousy inferiority complex.
Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Eric: "Man Lansings girl Angela sure is something else."
Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"
(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)
Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."
Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"
Lansing: "Yes. >_<"
Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."
Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"
Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."
*Meanwhile*
Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"
Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"
Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"
(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)
Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."
Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"
Lansing: "Yes. >_<"
Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."
Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"
Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."
*Meanwhile*
Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"
Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"
Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
by 5753565645 May 18, 2024
Get the Toddmug. A Todd is a socially popular young male, skilled/sporty, who loves to show off. Todd will try to snatch anyones attention at every chance he gets. No matter how stupid/transparent he comes across to others, he will always think he's awesome. Yet, a Todd is still seen as cool and is somewhat admired by his peers. Whilst an individual Todd may be smart, when they are together as a group of Todds, they dial into one hive mind. There are 4 types of Todds. Typical King Todd might be captain of his sport team, boyish-atheletic attractive and slightly worshipped by his group of Todds. A King Todd isnt self-proclaimed. A Prince Todd however, is someone who tries incredibly hard to one-up King Todd. But, no matter how hard Prince Todd tries to up King Todd, he isnt able to. Prince Todd has a bigger ego than King Todd and comes across less cool/peng. After a Prince Todd, comes a Duke Todd who in certain ways has more in common with the King Todd. Duke Todds dont try as hard as a King or a Prince Todd might, but, they know that they are Todd. A Duke Todd is less ego-centric in his position then Kings and Princes. After a Duke Todd, comes Just Todds. These Todds, are still athletic/cool in some senses, but is not as attractive or outstanding as a Duke, Prince or King Todd. So, a Todd is a boy who is daring and at times silly and reckless. Todds will play dumb games/maybe ride scooters. Todds have bad music taste, but think theyre cool for listening to bad playlists. Watch out for Todds.
by maliaispeng June 10, 2022
Get the Toddmug. A awkward guy, that takes a while to be friends with, but then when you are friends with him, he all of a sudden goes quiet.
He has a taste for dogs.
He has a taste for dogs.
by wildtigerunner3433243243254213 November 17, 2023
Get the Toddmug.