Someone of the Christian religion who acts like a wacko and 80% of the time they are hypocrites. They shove their beliefs down your throat and are very judge mental.
Person: Don't go near that her, she's a bible thumper. She attacked me because I watch AHS and listen to Rise Against.
Bible Thumper: WHAT DO YOU THINK GOD THINKS ABOUT THAT HMMMMMM??
Bible Thumper: WHAT DO YOU THINK GOD THINKS ABOUT THAT HMMMMMM??
by yoyiggity June 22, 2014
refers to Christians and Catholics using another name for masturbating more commonly used by priest and religious figures
by Greenmanisgod43 July 19, 2010
a fundamentalist christian who aggressively pushes their beliefs on others
by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2010
I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!
by ilikecheese42 February 17, 2009
Slang for having sexual activity with someone & using the excuse of being religious, preferably with someone with the name of Jordan.
'Hey, I've got bible study tonight with Jordan.'
'Sorry Jasmine & Seazer, but my bible study with Jordan is far more important than feeding the homeless.'
'Sorry Jasmine & Seazer, but my bible study with Jordan is far more important than feeding the homeless.'
by Awesomality January 02, 2014
typically refers to pop musical records that revolutionized the pop genre, won record-setting awards and feats, or features the biggest hits of the musician that released it; or it could be all three. Pop bibles are meant to represent what it means to create a truly perfect and iconic pop album.
some examples include "Thriller" by Michael Jackson and "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry.
some examples include "Thriller" by Michael Jackson and "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry.
by Gagatondraa August 29, 2023
Did you hear about the local pastor's sex scandal?
No, what.
I heard he left an offering in her pink bible.
No, what.
I heard he left an offering in her pink bible.
by Reddhawks August 27, 2012