LPD Officer

The worst law enforcement officers in the State of Mayflower.

I bet they’re an LPD Officer.

That LPD Officer deals guns.

by memecatdiscord December 18, 2018

office talent

Office talent is a hot babe in the office. A real corporate smoke show. Any age any race. Office hot.

Kevin: Mo did you see that babe.. wonder where she works?

Mo: Probably SalesForce they got a lot of Office Talent.

by Momili October 31, 2013

Dentist Office

When a used tampon is inserted into the cheek and the person is then punched in the mouth. Hopefully the blood will squirt out if executed properly. Named since at the dentist cotton is inserted in the cheek for bleeding.

I gave that fool a Dentist office yo!

by dosllama January 12, 2010

Office Tennis

The art of quickly passing an administration task to someone else, with the objective of reducing one's workload. It is common for the initiator to not fully understand the query, or give their Office Tennis opponent a summary of what is required. It is often active with several players at any one time.

This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.

Bob gets upset after receiving an office tennis email from Lisa, that does not explain what is required or has anything to do with him.

by branstonbeans November 12, 2009

Office Drunk

An acceptable rate of drunkness for the office.

You may have trouble with typing, talking loudly and feel slightly giddy when standing up from your desk.

Terence: Haha listen to Andrew laughing, he is being so loud!

Amy: I know, he went out at lunch so is most likely office drunk.

by BeautyQueen004 May 6, 2010

Jimmy's Office

The bathroom

"Oh, have to hit Jimmy's Office. I'll meet you at your desk in a bit."

by Overthier April 8, 2020

Office tent

Gettin' a boner during a meeting at work.

"Got an office tent today when Kendall showed up in that short skirt"

by Spooningwithsatan February 22, 2017