ObiWanKnowitall

An insufferable know it all. Duh.

"Well, thank YOU for that scintillating overexplanatio, ObiWanKnowitall."

by wiseacidness June 16, 2015

Obituary Chances

Engaging in highly risky acts that could lead to one's untimely demise.

Get the F out of here! I'm not getting on Jim's makeshift bungee cord. I don't take Obituary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017

Obital Speed

the amazing creation from the great and famous Paul Rodgers

it is a random speed that no one knows what it is but it just there because Rodgers said so

the obital speed is good

by Disonere April 25, 2017

Obiomachi

Obiomachi is the name of certain African legends with special capabilities. The name itself allows them to do many things like attract endless men. On a scale of 1 to 10 she is an eleventy forty-four They aren't something you see everyday. A blue moon is nowhere close to how rare one of these are. People who have had the great honor to be touched by an Obiomachi never wash again as thier touch has incredible powers like curing desieses. Accounts of human interaction have proven that they are so called goody-two-shoes always listening to thier elders. Legend had it there is only one Obiomachi left though. When the last Obiomachis death shall occur NASA has agreed to blow up the sun as life without Obiomachi is clearly not worth living. Symptoms of seeing an Obiomachi are increased heart rate, sweating, losing control of body parts, the feeling of bieng in love ect. Also refer to goddess

Guy1: "Woah man! did you see that obiomachi?"
Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"
Guy1"Me niether!"
Guy2:"We should go check that out!"
Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an Obiomachi."

Gosh! When I saw obiomachi pass by my zipper broke!

by Jerremaih April 18, 2018

oBikeart

The art of placing an oBike in an unusual place and/or position to make a work of art out of oBikes.

Ay Billy, come join us tonight, gonna make some oBikeart out of the oBikes down near the Yarra

by Donkeydoma May 1, 2018

Obituate

Any of the addictive opioid drugs (Vicodin, Oxycodone, heroin) that users overdose on commonly, sometimes fatally. Root cause of many celebrity deaths.

Tom Petty died of an obituate overdose.

by Yosemite Herb Company January 23, 2018

Obiddious

A religion where someone doesn't believe in a higher power, but is open minded

I'm obiddious

by SOPEy MEN November 20, 2018