Nonce

A Nigerian man on houseparty called Muhammad. He constantly says the word Emily and gets bullied by 11 and 14 year olds

“Emily” says Muhammad

“Shut up Muhammad you’re a nonce” Says joe

by Muhammad’s worst nightmare July 11, 2020

Nonce

Someone who is beautiful and gorgeous. A person who is known for their beauty and looks.

Wow, I look like a nonce today!

by Urmomspussyhole May 3, 2022

Foot nonce

Brandon, a tall slender feller from Nuneaton town who wants to know where them toes are at.

Oh boi where them toes at mate.said the foot nonce

by Dave cabbage December 20, 2021

Nonce

Someone who picks PSG in FIFA.

Did you see that match? Some great goals.
"Who cares, the guy's a PSG nonce".

by Muckish February 6, 2022

stroaky nonce

a big dirty pedophile

fuck off you stroaky nonce

by top_shagger February 25, 2021

soggy nonce

A naughty boy who deserves a good spanking for touching little boys wee wees in the shower

Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!

by Jjoxx October 23, 2017

nonce

jasper

jasper is a fat neek with bare nonce

by idkidinignitre October 31, 2021