Noah

A stupid cunt who fractured his humurus. Good at throwing things such as poles and rainbow six siege games. Also a massive drug dealer

Anton: where's Noah gone?
Isaac: he said he was "going out"
Anton:drug deal?
Isaac: yop

by FatKidSmallWilly May 2, 2019

Noahed

When in the beginnings of a relationship one party just suddenly stops all communication.

I can't help but notice that you have just been noahed, are you okay?

by Sinnadick August 21, 2013

Noah

Noah is a smart boy and likes to go hunting and he is hot and he will make you laugh and sometimes he aks wierd and he will make you wanna talk to him and he is smart and cares for anybody.

Who are you looking at Noah why?

by Kimberly Amir November 29, 2017

Noah

Usually A White Male That Has A 86% To Shoot Up A School

That Guy Is A Noah

by NotBulldozer812 March 17, 2019

Noah

Noah is a sweet human. He deserves all the love in the world. He's sweet, hes smart. Every guy should be jealous cuz he's cuter than all of them combined.

Person 1: Aaah Noah's precious
Person 2: shut

by Nyxxiee June 4, 2018

Noah

A complete fuck up. Usually a middle child. Hated by many. He's only able to fit in kids like him. Very clingy when he dates somebody.

Did you hear Noah's dating Marysol. Neither did I.

by A hated random May 29, 2019

noah

a skinny hoe who body shames people, he is also a rachet hoe and a muck banger finally he smokes weed and sips on lean an ownes the bucktee express

naoh is a hoe, noah is a nagger

by muck muck muck banger May 21, 2019