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The Full Sex Nelson

A sexual position that is rarely used in today's society, it can be performed with either male on female action, or male on male action.

It is carried out as follows:

1. While in the Sexual Intercourse position of Reverse Cowgirl

2. When the dominant member is close to orgasming, he proceeds to sit up and put the receiving partner into a Full Nelson wrestling hold.

3. After the receiving partner has been rendered unconscious, the dominant partner then proceeds to pull out and ejaculate onto the unconscious partner's face.

4. The dominant partner then immediately evacuates the premises before the other partner comes back to consciousness.
-"yeah man, I was over at her place last night and I totally pulled The Full Sex Nelson!"

-"after I gave her The Full Sex Nelson, I was in my car and driving away within 3 minutes!"
by Darth Livious November 8, 2010
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Mrs. Nelson

Sex position inspired by wrestling terminology.
A Full Nelson is a wrestling hold that is applied from behind. The holder hooks his arms under his oponent's arms, then clasps his hands behind his opponent's neck. A Half Nelson uses only one arm. A Full Nelson is very difficult to escape from.
A Mrs. Nelson is also applied from behind. The arms are hooked between the woman's legs, then the hands are clasped together behind her back. Also very difficult to escape from.
While he had her immobilized in a Mrs. Nelson, he buried his tongue in each of her holes.
by Celestial Mechanic January 14, 2008
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Nelson

Cockney ryhming slang for Stella Artois.
Stella = Nelson Mandela
The boys are coming round to watch the football.
Better get a crate of Nelson's!
by HappyHammer June 23, 2006
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Nelson Dicks

A rather retarded cross-dresser who does love to smoke cock (and the random cigar at times). Gets his meals by looking through other peoples rubbish bins.
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silly dilly willie nelson style

the act of ending any phrase or comment with "silly dilly willie nelson style"
Jizzon: You guys ready to play some golf.

Peezy: Oh for sure. I'm gonna slap them, "silly dilly willie nelson style."
by Vipeezy May 21, 2008
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Nelson

A lover of buttcrack. A faithful companion of cracks in butts, everywhere. Will love your buttcrack even through the hardships that it may face. Through life and death, through sickness and health, the Nelson will be there, to guide your buttcrack through the toughest times. You can always count on the Nelson to look out for your buttcrack.
" I'm so glad I have a Nelson in my life.. what would I do without my Nelson? "
by Cinna bunonmy elmo September 20, 2009
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Nelson

To sneak quietly out of the office by tiptoeing and having your computer sign off after you leave.
"That was the best Nelson ever! I didn't even realize you left!"
by Joanie in IQC January 28, 2009
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