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Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.
boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"
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naturally smooth

naturally smooth is having little body hair except for head, underarms and pubes.
I'm blond and naturally smooth, so the other cadets like to have cumgasms in my cute, pink boyhole!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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Nature Peel

Nature Peel(ing) is the act of masterbation outdoors, generally in a more rural or private location.
I love to hike up to the top of the mountain and Nature Peel.
by RyanDotGorge February 15, 2020
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Natural Dome

Striking the genital area with extreme force, inducing a feeling similar to nicotine.
Jeff just gave Jonah the biggest natural dome!
Shut the fuck up before I dome you!
by Long_Schlonger August 1, 2019
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Father Nature

Similar to the term mother nature, but applying specifically to the portrayals of nature in video games.
coolgamer1: "wtf the terrain glitches out near the river"
coolgamer2: "looks like father nature is back at it again lmaoooo"
by Inlovewithabsol May 18, 2022
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Nature Aggression

Where you're outside and nature is so gd mindblowingly beautiful that you have to scream, howl, beat your chest, cheer, or fall to your knees in the dirt and outstretch your arms and start crying.
Mona: Why is Michael clenching his fist and looking generally constipated?
Miguel: He gets really bad nature aggression. And he's dramatic.
by 0bangarang0 August 11, 2019
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