Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.

boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"

by the crowe from wilmington ohio June 25, 2010

naturally smooth

naturally smooth is having little body hair except for head, underarms and pubes.

I'm blond and naturally smooth, so the other cadets like to have cumgasms in my cute, pink boyhole!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

nature's airbags

another term for breasts/boobs

I got in a car accident, but thanks to nature's airbags, i was just fine!

by RingtailedFox October 1, 2015

natural selection

when an event occurs naturally, especially involving animals

John: I hit and killed a deer today.
Paul: I think that's illegal.
John: How? Isn't it natural selection anyway? I naturally hit it?

by WiseElf October 12, 2015

duty to nature

Defecation; the act of taking a shit.

Oh, man, I've got to do my duty to nature NOW!

by pentozali June 26, 2006

Father Nature

Similar to the term mother nature, but applying specifically to the portrayals of nature in video games.

coolgamer1: "wtf the terrain glitches out near the river"
coolgamer2: "looks like father nature is back at it again lmaoooo"

by Inlovewithabsol May 18, 2022

Nature Aggression

Where you're outside and nature is so gd mindblowingly beautiful that you have to scream, howl, beat your chest, cheer, or fall to your knees in the dirt and outstretch your arms and start crying.

Mona: Why is Michael clenching his fist and looking generally constipated?
Miguel: He gets really bad nature aggression. And he's dramatic.

by 0bangarang0 August 11, 2019