Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.

boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"

by the crowe from wilmington ohio June 25, 2010

naturally smooth

naturally smooth is having little body hair except for head, underarms and pubes.

I'm blond and naturally smooth, so the other cadets like to have cumgasms in my cute, pink boyhole!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Natural Erotic

A person who is equally as kinky, horny, and sex-craved as a nympho but goes about it in a more subtle way.

Natural Erotics are those who are passively kinky. Nymphomaniacs are those who are actively kinky.

by Saiyan2356 May 23, 2019

Nature Dick

Somebody who frequently gets Head or has intercourse outside.

Dan- "Hey Wayne i got head from sally at the park for the fifth time this month"
Wayne- "I'm going to start calling you Nature Dick"

by TheLurk November 1, 2012

Nature Peel

Nature Peel(ing) is the act of masterbation outdoors, generally in a more rural or private location.

I love to hike up to the top of the mountain and Nature Peel.

by RyanDotGorge February 15, 2020

Natural Dome

Striking the genital area with extreme force, inducing a feeling similar to nicotine.

Jeff just gave Jonah the biggest natural dome!
Shut the fuck up before I dome you!

by Long_Schlonger August 1, 2019

natural selection

when an event occurs naturally, especially involving animals

John: I hit and killed a deer today.
Paul: I think that's illegal.
John: How? Isn't it natural selection anyway? I naturally hit it?

by WiseElf October 12, 2015