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Nathaniel Bainius

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Nathaniel Ham Sammy

He is a habitual masturbator that occasionally likes to smoke the ganja while watching Golden girls on a quiet weekday. Has a beard of of God and ass that won't quit! Born as a God, everyone must bow to his golden balls that dangle between his muscular thighs. He is the apple of each eye that lays upon him.
Nathaniel Ham Sammy is simply a god of beards and golden balls .
by Danndy89 June 28, 2019
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Nathaniel Cock

A big roadman. NOT a femboy and is very straight. This wild adolescent is very awesome and does not tolerate being abused by a certain child.
Nathaniel Cock is a very cool roadman. Gotta love his sexy looks and big man muscles.
by FrozenShadow February 7, 2022
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Nathaniel B

''Hol' up... Ain't that Nathaniel B''
Comonly used for a retard by a retard.
by LilAged August 4, 2022
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Nathaniel Morris

Nathaniel is a really chill, tall dude, who's kinda quiet until you get to know him. He is always willing to lend a hand or an ear. Generally a chill, nice guy, loyal, kind, and understated looks. Wouldn't recommend getting on his bad side, because he can actually fight better than his lean frame would suggest.
Random dude: Hey, what's up man?
Nathaniel Morris: Not much, wbu man?
Random dude: Same here.
by Ravenclaw 5 March 28, 2020
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A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus

• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend

• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing

'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis

Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt
by bills friend January 21, 2023
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Nathaniel

A small child also known as a pet germ.
They are very kind and will forever be, a pet germ
Person one : oh hi nathaniel

Nathaniel : hi :)
by Im_gonna_commit_body_of_cliff October 12, 2020
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