Mung

Another word for Smegma or dick cheese. Mung is the crusty stuff that appears around your dick tip after you bust a nut and don't clean it.

Dude, I was running out of food, but I realized I can just eat my mung.

by munglord69 May 5, 2019

Mung

verb
1) To deliberately get very intoxicated, especially through heavy drinking or drug use

adjective
2) Extremely intoxicated or wasted.

noun
3) Someone who is dimwitted or just a bit of a fuckwit.

"Fuck, I'm so keen to get on the Mung tonight when Sam gets here"

"Bro last night I got soooo Munged out on Ket"

"That cunt is such a Mung/Munger/Munglord"

by CiggieGrub August 27, 2025

munging

Gumming food with no teeth.

Amanda was munging in on some bananas because she left her teeth at home.

by possumroaster June 28, 2019

munge mustard

A mustard mucus like substance from a decaying munged body.

After losing the brutal munge session, Jim was left with the psychostench of munge mustard on his mustache.

by Psychostench February 23, 2024

Mung

The act of jamming your hand into somebody else's sleeve with the same force and posture you would fist somebody with

"Hey Jerry could you mung me? It really fucking turns me on"

by Grugsack November 2, 2017

Munging

When you have taken a lot of bud and then relax and ride the rollercoaster of being high as shit

Ouhh, me and slimdosh went to boarder and smoked then we were munging mate, ill tell ya

by SnakMan June 16, 2019

Mung Tao Alok

A man who will ask the fellas, " where the weed with da seeds at". Indefinitely keeps it bracking, but sometimes cracking. A very Small, but Large man....taller than his father, but shorter than his mother. Will stand on his tiptoes to whisper in yo ear. A man who knows how to taste his tongue, but can never hear his ears.

Oh look here come Mung Tao Alok. Better hide yo bitch!

by SurrenderTheBooty619 November 23, 2021