Mung

When you ask your spouse to perform a task and said spouse forgets to do or does not even try to do and then lies about it.

I told Chantelle to make me a sandwich and she just munged it up.

by FattyMungMcmungin May 3, 2018

Ass Mung

a) noun - A fucking nonce who can't take a joke and gets triggered within the first second.
b) adjective - a word used for people who have a kink for taking other people's shit up the ass.

a) FUCK SAKE, WHY DOES THIS ASS MUNG HAVE TO FUCKING BE WITH US?!? TAKE A FUCKING JOKE YOU CUNT.
b) Madeline, what the fuck did I say? Don't be such a fucking ass mung; you already received chlamydia from Bill & we don't want you to get it again. You've had one too many STDs.

by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd May 4, 2018

Mung

The fluid in which babies are covered in upon birth, often used to stamp the birth certificate with the mung feet.

Johnny’s mom had a good diet while she was pregnart, johnny had plenty of mung on his little toes for the doctors to stamp his birth certificate with

by Boybachchoy October 26, 2019

Munging

Gurning. When a person's jaw uncontrollably swings, usually due to drugs (such as MDMA) and/or pleasure.

That guy over there is munging hard.

by I'm you hats cousin. October 29, 2019

Munge

Maiden has a very nice munge. You heard it on sugarbear snaps first.

That's a good munge you have.

by Mungey man November 17, 2020

Munge

A cum like substance that can define objects, currency, and even life.

There was munge all over her face as the man pulled on his munge stick.

by Ugook October 27, 2020

Munging

Don’t know

Munging in my face

by Dv1963-8 March 9, 2021