chicken monk

a group of 3 beautiful girls that are hilarious and can make peoples day. they have many inside jokes and lots of trips to the store. they are besties

“damn they look like they are having fun, they must be chicken monks”

by chicken monk May 19, 2019

monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own

that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.

by life alchemist May 24, 2018

Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.

Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke

by microsoftman November 9, 2020

monke men

A very powerful gang who wants to return to monke. Usually found in central america but their influence spreads worldwide.

Hank: Dude I just joined the monke men

Travis: yo I'm thinking about joining too

by RemBestGirl November 20, 2020

crunke monke

a crunke monke is the moment when a small child (Ness or Lucas) abuses the funne monke (DK) during a smash ultimate game.

Karen almost recovered with her DK, but Jose had other plans and pulled a crunke monke and spiked DK off stage

by GalaxyKidd November 20, 2020

Flying Monke

A good video game for your mobile device (android).
Just search for "flying monke" on the google play store (quatations included)

have you played flying monke?
yes it is a very good video game

by bruggs March 3, 2020

Le Monke

*Fart* Uh oh Stinky Poop Ahahahahahaha Poopies Funny poopies Elelelele Haha Funny poop, poop funny Wheee Haha Yay for poopie Good poopie Poopie funny Hahahahahahaha Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny Yay Fun fun poop! Tee, hee, hee Poop poopie, yay Poop make me happy, happy, happy Yahahahahaha Uh oh I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny! Hahahahahahahahaha Oopsie, poopy underwear now Hee heehee We want poopies We want poopies Hahahahahahahah Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahaha Poohoohoo-ah *cough* Poop

You Le Monke

by garysin July 5, 2020