Anti-moist

When your scared to lose your virginity

A girl asked me to come to her place i rejected because im anti-moist

by No,onelikesme April 12, 2020

cold moist

When your sweating in bed and it’s cold wen you leave the bed. This can also descried the cold air during sex

Damn girl, do y’all feel that cold moist in your ass?

by Dentor February 18, 2020

Moist Robe

What you call you're sleeping garments when you wake up wet and have no idea why.

Vinnie woke up with a moist robe and a devastating headache.

by zbastardman March 4, 2020

Moist Pidgeon

A weird name given to someone who likes pigeons and dislikes the word moist, Mainly a teacher

(Caugh Mr Smith)

Hello MOIST PIDGEON

by That one kid not called bill October 14, 2020

Moist Corner

A place where the quiet kid hangs out. He pisses violently all over the wall and carpet to mark his territory giving it the name of a moist corner. If you enter the corner there is a small chance you will come out alive.

"That's the moist corner over there. Be careful going near it."
"God Damn. The quiet kid heard us and is pulling out a gun"

by Slimy weiner March 21, 2023

Moist Charlie

When someone says something exceptionally unfunny, usually childishly so.

Wow man, you really just pulled a Moist Charlie. I'm disappointed.

by pookymane September 26, 2023

Moist rock

When your dick is wet from receiving head but is still erect

Bob has a moist rock

by The doggo expert November 2, 2019