Moist Cheese

Seriously your looking this up FuckTards

I had some moist cheese on my burger

by Moist my Butthole337 February 5, 2018

moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot December 24, 2008

Moist Battery

When a female puts 2 AA batteries up her vagina and rubs her feet on carpet vigorously to create an electric charge causing stimulation

That moist battery was intense last night

by Moist Battery September 22, 2016

Moist Pidgeon

A weird name given to someone who likes pigeons and dislikes the word moist, Mainly a teacher

(Caugh Mr Smith)

Hello MOIST PIDGEON

by That one kid not called bill October 14, 2020

moist tart

An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.

by lennyschafer August 17, 2016

Moist Grundle

Soppingly Moist Sweaty gooch.

Matt: *Going down on the coochie*.
Her: Whats wrong?
Matt: My tongue slipped down in your taint, i'd say you got a Moist Grundle.

Ronin: Damn bro you shat on that kid!
Matt: Its all About my Moist Grundle.

by Dakooter November 22, 2021

Moist Susan

When a vagina suction cups to an ear.

Our date went so well, when we got home I gave him a Moist Susan.

by TheSusan May 17, 2019