milf

The act of me vigorously banging jacobs mum after saying i wanted to

Yeah i tapped rachel shes a total milf oi and i tapped that ass!!!! :))))

by RachelReid September 21, 2016

Milfing

When attractive "stay at home" mums meet up with their other mummy friends to drink coffee and socialise whilst maintaining that staying at home and looking after the kids is "hard work"

What are you doing today Lara?

I'm meeting Clare at Starbucks for a bit of milfing

by fpg March 28, 2013

Milf

Georgia T

Wee Georgia t is a pua milf like hew

by Shronk67 May 9, 2018

Milf

Milf: someone who is in love with Sarah Paulson.

Yup that’s it.

Sarah Paulson is one hot ass milf.

by Sarah’s wife March 18, 2021

Milf

A mom that you would like to bone and is not named Macy Skeels

Man she is such a milf.

by Papi Chulo420 November 5, 2018

Milf

Mom id like to fuck

Your moms a milf

by Shaneshagscats October 19, 2019

MILF

Milf basically means you're asking to fuck an old bitch. Typically a mom who can have children. The full term is 'Mother, I'd like to fuck.'

Dude: I fucked a MILF yesterday!
Girl: Do you feel accomplished? Why the fuck would you tell me this?
Dude: Not really. She was OLD.
Girl: She's a MILF what did you expect? Like, literally a MOM.
Dude: Not just any mom.
Girl: Huh?
Dude: YOUR MOM.
Girl: I fucking hate you. That was the worst joke ever.
Dude: You think I was joking?

Dude has died due to mysterious circumstances.

by SoNotTaylor November 29, 2020