MILF

MILF Miner I'd Like Freed. Came to use after the Chilean Miner Rescues.

MILF miner I'd Like freed

by VerifiedLiberal October 15, 2010

Milf

A mom that you would like to bone and is not named Macy Skeels

Man she is such a milf.

by Papi Chulo420 November 5, 2018

Milf

Georgia T

Wee Georgia t is a pua milf like hew

by Shronk67 May 9, 2018

Milf

Milf: someone who is in love with Sarah Paulson.

Yup that’s it.

Sarah Paulson is one hot ass milf.

by Sarah’s wife March 18, 2021

MILF

A thick boi I’d like to fuck

I’d like to hit my boi Connor he’s a milf.

by The back of the bus June 19, 2018

Milf

Mom id like to fuck

Your moms a milf

by Shaneshagscats October 19, 2019

MILF

Milf basically means you're asking to fuck an old bitch. Typically a mom who can have children. The full term is 'Mother, I'd like to fuck.'

Dude: I fucked a MILF yesterday!
Girl: Do you feel accomplished? Why the fuck would you tell me this?
Dude: Not really. She was OLD.
Girl: She's a MILF what did you expect? Like, literally a MOM.
Dude: Not just any mom.
Girl: Huh?
Dude: YOUR MOM.
Girl: I fucking hate you. That was the worst joke ever.
Dude: You think I was joking?

Dude has died due to mysterious circumstances.

by SoNotTaylor November 29, 2020