Midget Spinner

Were a midget is spun around in the air as a group of guys flip bubbles.

Damn, look at that midget spinner.

by Soy ugly April 25, 2019

Midget Man

A small man who is increadibly small but often may just look ir feel small to your much larger supremecy. To be a midget man you must be very small otherwise you are a small man

Lucas us so small he is a midget man!

by The lamppost February 10, 2015

a midget's throw

the distance a midget can throw something. a baby step. an incredibly short distance. very, very close. on the brink.

"I sooooo hornywasted. I'm a midget's throw away from drunk dialing my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."

or

"That girl's so crazy mean, she's a midget's throw away from pyschobitch."

by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009

micro-midget

1)a small person
2)a shitty insult
3)something martha stuart sells on wierd infomercials at 3 oclock in the morning

1)kid:dad,is that a midget?
dad:no, son. thats a micro-midget.
2)dude1:cum fucker
dude2:micro-midget
3)Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting the growth and sale of micro-midgets!

by fatassbuddabelly July 18, 2006

midget's fists

Extraordinarily large nipples. Atleast 1/2" in diameter and 1/2" protrusion even in the unaroused state.

"WOW! She had nipples the size of midget's fists"

by Bret Austin September 10, 2004

Midget Shit

1. A small individual.

2. A small individual that thinks that they are "The Shit" then when the individual gets call a "midget shit" they respond quietly to them self.

3. A small individual that shit's in someone's toilet and forgets to flush.

1. "Look at the new kid what a midget shit."

2. John:"Hey look look at my wicked car."

Jimmy:"Shut up you midget shit."

John:"You shut up." Said quietly.

3. "Hey asshole you forgot to flush. You midget shit."

by Cowyman September 21, 2009

midget stick

a midget stick is guy who wont give girls more than 2 chances to be his friend after they give him lame excuses as to why they cant hang out with him. also this could be a case of misunderstanding between the 2 parties. he is a midget stick because he does not measure up to a real man and talk to the girls to get the real story.

that guy eduardo might be a midget stick because he has not talked to that girl in over a year because she stood him up.

by curtdaddy August 5, 2010