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Military Pussy

Some old stank ass pussy that’s as worn out as a gym sock. Commonly found among female military personnel looking to rank up.
Ace: Bro, being in the marines is so fucking awesome, I can’t wait to hit on some Navy chicks!
Ted: Woah there private, that’s military pussy, are you trying to catch AIDS AND a false rape accusation?
Ace: Guess I’ll just stick to strippers...
by ImSoNEW April 29, 2020
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militarian

someone online who is obsessed with military/war topics such as special forces from different countries, weapons used in war, military-related vehicles, etc. They don’t realize the horrors and pain of war itself, they just see it as a cool and edgy trend. They go further than just support the military, they glorify something gross and unwanted.
Person 1: “check out this cool edit of the UK Special Forces, they’re so badass!!”
Person 2: “shut the fuck up you militarian”
by sevilize April 4, 2022
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military

a. to love to be around men
civilians actually control the military in the united states. so why doesn't the civilians end war by fighting?
by Phil January 27, 2005
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MiliTard

A MiliTard is usually a cuckservative or Boomercrat who worships the ground that veterans walk on. Their adoration for our troops extends to the segments of the military that basically do the bitch jobs that you’d find at 7/11, which winds up enabling the lowest common denominators of veterans to milk their time doing push-ups for federal minimum wage as much as possible.

A MiliTard will do everything in their power to justify the shitty things that dumb men do after their time in service runs out, often bestowing privileges on them and chalking up their failures to PTSD.
J: “wow, Bob the Veteran raped six kids overseas, got discharged, wound up raping several women at a frat party of a college he barely got admitted into as a 28 year old alcoholic.”
MiliTard: “well, you can’t judge him for that. Have you ever even served before?”
J: “uhh, no, why?”
MiliTard: “then you simply don’t know what you’re talking about. War does something to a man’s mind and you just wouldn’t get it. I suggest you know your place here, because I’m not going to standby and watch our heroes get degraded.”
J: “uhh, one of those girls Bob raped was your daughter though.”
MiliTard: “well, I’ve already spoken to her about not reporting veterans in the future. If we can enjoy our freedoms, my daughter can at least enjoy a little surprise dick.”
by DefMau5 May 8, 2020
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Hitler's SS Military

The Schutzstaffel (German pronunciation: ˈʃʊtsˌʃtafəl, translated to Protection Squadron or defence corps, abbreviated SS—or with stylized "Armanen" sig runes) was a major paramilitary organization under Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party (NSDAP).
Also referred to as the Selfish Slags. A group of women from Okotoks Alberta Canada who can't think of anyone else but themselves. These women are a common breed and have multiplied over the years.
Having learnt about the Nazis in history class I have also recognized another group of Nazis called Hitler's SS Military

Related: The Selfish Slags (SS) are coming to the wedding. This makes me sick.
by Parr Adams April 20, 2014
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French Military Victories

noun: The French high command's definition for a retreat or surrender where minimal casualties are suffered and the wine and cheese cellars are still intact.
French Commander: =Insert Snooty French Laugh= "Zis wuz one of our greatest French Military Victories"

Enemy commander: "We don't have enough room in our prison camps so we massacred off half your army and ate and drank all your cheese and wine"

French Commander: "Sacre Bleu!"
by Mr Danish May 31, 2009
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Militarded

Thinking that the military is useful, when all it is is a lot of guys running around shooting and raping people. they like to kill innocent people, and are ignorant and below the common knowledge level.
Johnny: This is some good home made pizza.
Bob: I'd rather eat some rations.
Johnny: Will you please shut up about the military for 5 minutes? God, you are militarded.
by MRpopeXXX March 27, 2009
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