massive cock

A cock with an impressive size.

"Wow it's a massive cock!!!" She said whie unziping his pants

by Mathieu's cock May 16, 2022

Massive Mong

The leader of the Labour Party who is an idiot

jeremy corbyn is a massive mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019

Massive skill issue

Leaving your seamoth in a reaper-infested area in Subnautica

He lost his seamoth because he had a massive skill issue

by Bickering82 August 1, 2023

Massive

Used to describe the "Low Taper Fade", as the meme is still massive. It refers to popularity and prevalance of the Ninja Low Taper Fade Meme.

"This pumpkin is massive!"
"You know what else is massive?"
'LOOOOW TAPER FADDEEE"

by Syztem March 21, 2025

Massive

West Ham United

West Ham are fucking massive

by Jhaus December 5, 2021

Massive Seat

When someone does something very stupid or says something very stupid

Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO

by themassiveseater March 30, 2020

Massive Gay

A large gay is defined by, someone adopted from two gays.
Both gays are poor, have no friends, do drugs.

Hey John were you born?

I was born from two fags
You are massive gay

by End mii December 13, 2018